Subway Math
Today I bought a sandwich at Subway.I wanted ham, turkey, and bacon.
I saw a "Ham and Turkey" sandwich for $6.29. The menu said that adding bacon costs $1.20. So I should pay $7.49.
But when I ordered it, they told me there is another sandwich called "Subway Melt" which has ham, turkey, and bacon, and it costs $7.59.
This doesn't make sense, I wasn't very happy. Why should they bother me for $0.10??
F***! Give me the f***ing sandwich I ordered ("Ham and Turkey" sandwich for $6.29), give me the f***ing bacon extra ($1.20) and don't f***ing try to sell me this "Subway Melt" s***.
She says, actually the melt is cheaper. OH really B****?
So then we got in a big fight and my mom got scared and said "You're moving with your Uncle and Auntie in Bel-Air".
I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and there were dice in the mirror. If anything, you could say that this cab was rare but I thought, nah, forget it, "Yo homes to bel air!"
We pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air.
PS - Excuse my French
posted by Blight @ 8:16 PM
10 Comments:
The Subway Melt is a different sandwich because it is melted with cheese...I think. Either that or you need to look at meds and calm down. :-)
Holy crap, I was just rapping the same song yesterday.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Oh man.
Still, over $0.10?
Well the boss lady at the Subway was just being a total bitch. She was talking behind my back right in front of my face to another lady working there explaining about how silly I was being.
Anyway I'm over it now.
Its easy for us to slag you when we weren't in the situation. I've experienced ignorant salespeople too and felt like reaching over the counter and choking them to death. But then I think...who would look after my family while incarcerated? So I hold back. Glad you are getting over it.
You should just walk out. After all, they're supposed to serve you - you're not begging for the sandwich.
I used to work at Subway.
That is all.
you did? How come you never loaded me up with stamps?
and what's with subway not cutting the bread like they used to?
You can request the old style of bread-cutting. Or at least you used to be able to.
YOU ROCK MAN!
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