Aquafina: Taste the CFIA
14:00h, an agent from the CFIA descends to retrieve the evidence. Sample submission: one opened bottled water.Aquafina "purity guaranteed" indeed! More like 710 mL of sloggy nastiness with a clump of something resembling a dandelion head floating in it.
"Has anyone else had a problem with their Aquafina water here?" he asked.
"Actually, I don't know."
"Did you ask the manager of the cafeteria where you bought the water?"
"No."
"Can I see the cafeteria?"
"Hm.. sure."
So we set off to cause some havoc in the cafeteria. You should have seen the look of fear on their faces when he announced himself as a CFIA inspector. The head chef was quite pissed off with me.
"Did you come talk to us first? Did you just go to the CFIA? Why didn't you come to us first!?"
Of course I didn't think that a cafeteria would be responsible for the contents of a bottle of water. I mean, that stuff doesn't even have to be refrigerated. Whatever, I think he was just in shock having an unannounced visit from the dreaded inspector.
I should receive the results of the tests from the Canadian Food Inspection Agency within a week or so.
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posted by Blight @ 6:32 PM
7 Comments:
The reason he was so pissed off was because you caught him at his scam. He has been refilling the bottles and selling them to the customers. Just a theory. Look forward to the findings.
That's hilarious!
Good for you, though. An aussie would say 'Good on ya!', but I can't pull it off.
The rest of us would have made sarcastic comments about the water, and thought about complaining, but done nothing.
Yep, doing nothing is what I excel at.
On Friday I could have bought Aquafina but instead bought Safeway bottled water.
I read that bacterial levels in bottled water are actually higher than in tap water. Bottled water is so misleading!
I got the plans to blow up the Aquafina factory all sorted out.
Mistalobo, you get the munitions.
AttackBeav, you "distract" the guards.
Blight, you hack into the Aquafina computer system to disable the alarms and get detailed floor plans.
Cibbuano, you can be the dare-devil who actually goes in and plants the explosives (if I've learned anything from the movies, coloured people are good with explosives and are pretty much expendable).
I'll supervise.
And Ben can hook us all up with fake US passports so that we (the survivors at least) can flee the country.
Damn! Posting our secret plans on Blight's blog is pure genius!
GENIUS I SAY!
Here on the streets of "Northern Mexico" (aka Texas) you can get a fake passport from a vending machine. Sorta like with used panties in Japan.
But can you get fake used panties?
That's strange, I thought Northern Mexico was really called 'Southern Kansas'?
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