The Wiles of Women
Funny, the ways women try to attract men. Take Joy_C for example.
Obviously she is desperate. After trying to seduce men by other extreme means (which have by all accounts failed), she is now trying to "Shock and Awe" men with her dog gnawing abilities. Maybe what she is trying to say is "If I will put a dogs leg in my mouth ... wink- wink-nudge-nudge" ?? Personally I wouldn't put my mouth near anything that was doing what is shown here. Maybe that's her plan.. maybe she is afraid of intimate contact and is trying to dissuade her next date from pulling a kiss on the first date ... or ever for that matter.
Now let's analyze her comments:
"I am afraid of being alone."
Yes, we're afraid of being alone (with you) too.
"When I am alone, everything seems like not interesting at all."
I guess if she is totally alone - that includes dogs. That would be pretty non-interesting if you're obsessed with PUTTING NASTY ASS DOG LEGS IN YOUR MOUTH!
"I like to talk with people, having fun with people."
Yeah yeah, she is trying to lull you into a false sense of security. I'm SURE she's just like anyone else. Oh shit... I looked at her picture.
What really hits home to me is her comment:
"Making friends is the funniest thing in the world."
I guess that's true. Her making friends = Joke.
posted by Blight @ 3:19 PM
37 Comments:
Watch out for those Asian girls, Blight.
Related: Rebecca went shopping with some of her classmates yesterday and complained about how vacuous and dull they were.
One girl, from a rich family, likes this Korean boy, and is trying to figure out how to seduce him. So far, she's gotten drunk and slept with him, and insisted that he buy her flowers for Valentine's Day.
She rule of thumb is: 'If he buys me an MP3 player, he can be my boyfriend.'
I want to meet the Korean guy and tell him to kick this chick to the curb.
She's probably just testing the dog to see if it tastes good. She's probably just a good cook, and using an ancient Chinese method of testing for tenderness. I really think you should give this girl a chance, Blight.
I wonder if she speaks ingrish as well as she types ingrish...
MP3 players signify love now?
The world must be sundered.
I read a newspaper article once, about a girl in Shenzhen, China. She left a note on a guy's car - she didn't know him, really - that said 'I love you because you have a BMW'
Cibbuano, are you sure she said "MP3 player"? And if she did, are you sure she didn't really mean "iPod nano"?
I hear iPods are like diamonds to the "new generation" of women.
I hope Beav got one for his wife for vDay!
Whoa, I'm getting one for my girlfriend, too. But I have an alterior motive. I'm going to fill it up with music I like so she'll give up on Chinese music. ha ha!
Cib, don't hate on the Chinese music, I'm telling you it's pure sex GOLD!
And Blight... I like this chick. She has humor and oddity. NECESSARY in the incredibly predicable world of Asian-dating.
And on your search prefs on Lavalife, you have it set to only return Asians, hunh? I'm on to you, bro.
Hey, don't knock Chinese music. I'm sure even you could appreciate "Wong Faye" and "Sun Yan Zi". They have great vocal skill.
And besides, Wong Faye has done several covers of other great western music (Cranberries, Cocteau Twins etc).
What kind of Chinese music does she listen to that you don't like? Is it crappy top 40 Chinese pop? Because if so, yeah that stuff sucks.
no no, I really dig on the Wang Fei, and there's a couple of other bands that I like. But the majority of Chinese music is just rehashed instrumentals and cheesy lyrics.
Even the chinese government acknowledged that the chinese music industry lacks creativity. They want to ban singers from lip synching...
When I listen to mainstream Chinese pop, I swear I can sing along, just by guessing where all the movements and breaks will be.
Ben: It takes one to know one :)
Blight, don't you mean:
It takes one to know one ^_^
Cause ^_^ is like twenty times more A-Z-N than :)
Whitey.
Play that funky music...
Ok fine... you're right *_*
How could I have forgotten...
I mean...
hOw cOuLd i hAvE fOrGoTtEn mY aZn pRiDe ^_____^;;;;
Better?
Hehe.
I just clued in to what aZn means. You tricky bastards!
Although I am aZn, I am far less aZn than some of the people here.
Maybe I should trick out my rice rocket to give me some cred.
Sorry, Lobo, but you're full out aZn. You posted about bubble tea!
Plus, you live at home. What's more aZn/Paki than that?
Cibbuano are you actually affiliated in any way to the Pakistan fatherland? I thought you were Inuit, or Eski'mon as you prefer.
Eski'mon! Bahahaha..
And I once made a BANGIN' techno track for a pretty aZn-ized Korean girlfriend, I called it:
"2AZN 2Use 4Ks"
Get it? GET IT!?!?
I still contend that I would date this chick.
She's making a joke about Koreans eating dogs.
I brought a Korean girl to my parents house once, and as a joke, when she met the family pet, she said "YUMMY!" I thought that was damned hilarious. My parents were confused.
hey, that's a pretty funny joke. She's a keeper, Benzo!
Sigh, you've pushed all the good ones away.
Damn you Cib, I don't even know you, and yet you salt my painful wounds on a daily basis.
Everyone knows wounds are far better with a little basalmic vinegar, you twit.
Your pain is my own personal Abu Ghraib palace of earthly delights.
Torture!
Wow, hey, more torture during the war. Torture sucks, but really, what do people think happens during these things?
Shit, cigarette butts on the ass? People do bar tricks worse than that.
Also, I would rather have a burn on my ass than be shot and killed, or beheaded.
Anonymous because I don't want someone to come give me a burn on my ass.
yeah, but isn't the point that torture isn't allowed? Civil war movies make war look so gentlemanly and proper, with witty, subtle comments while you and the enemy were having tea together.
Yeah, but in a scenario like that, almost anything happens, and either side will use any advantage they can find to win. As soon as the objective is to kill as many of your opponents as possible then, really, what's to stop you from other offenses? Esp. something that's easy to cover up.
Apparently war is becoming worse instead of better as well. Soldiers are being trained to kill more effectively. Apparently during the Civil War only a small percentage of the soldiers would shoot with the intent to kill. That percentage got higher during the World Wars and now the training is effective enough that I think they've effectively squashed the pacifist instinct in soldiers.
So, maybe the Civil War was more civil.
Isn't the phrase "All is far in love and war"?
Civil war more civil? What books have you been reading? Put down the Howard Zinn and the Noam Chomsky.
Look up "Sherman's March to the Sea."
Or look up what Confederate soldiers did to black Union soldiers if they caught them.
I know, I think I remember reading that more Americans died in that war than any other war. I could be wrong about that.
Anyways, war is obviously crappy in general.
Yes. War. What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing.
Good God.
WAR the band did that sweeeet song "Lowrider."
Tell me that's not something good?
LISTEN TO MUSIC, uhh ... DON'T MAKE WAR
You're everywhere, peddling your snake oil...
Yeah, this shit cures cancer, AIDS, impotence, pattern baldness, sterility, polio, and gently massages your scalp all at the same time.
Damn that's some good shit right there, downloading as I type this.
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