Jasper - Pete's is where it's at!
I went down to Jasper with Lobo, Indesin, and Dr. Phil (a new Faction Five initiate of sorts, under Lobo's wing) and had a great time. Indesin took on the task of driving, while Lobo took on the task of back seat driving. He's a great navigator actually. In fact, I often thought he would make a great taxi driver. Unfortunately he doesn't seem to be considering that career path - insisting on his 2nd choice of drug dealing. I guess the 1st choice of "Jeopardy Champion" didn't work out?After setting up shop at the Lobstick Lodge we headed out to check out the Jasper night life. Now remember, this isn't Banff. This isn't the STD capital of Canada. It isn't a party place. It's a fairly remote mountain town, insulated from real development thanks to our government (I really do appreciate the pristine nature of Jasper).
We walked down one of the 2 main streets and dropped by at the Atha-B. The only watering hole that we knew of. Dead described it pretty well. Lobo sweet talked the hot Australian import waitress and got the name of a better place to hit. Pete's! In case you are wondering, that is Buffalo Wing Sauce on Lobo's sultry lips. "Saucy" the girl in black was heard saying. Right Lobo? "That's riiiight". Thought so.The mountain was very icy. We all had sore bottoms and wrists for a couple days afterwards, but it was great. The air was clean, the view was incredible. The photos speak for themselves!
posted by Blight @ 3:29 PM
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looks like fun, boys. The weather looked pretty good, almost like winter in Canada is not that cold.
Yeah, sorry I missed it. Too bad ungodly corporations don't give a rat's ass about employee happiness, and make us work during the holidays. Or maybe I shouldn't have blown my wad of holidays in the first few months. Regardless, looks like good times. Strange, Lobo always looks baked in these photos ... hmmmmmmmm ...
I think he's loaded.
Wait, wait... yep, he's totally pissed. That's ok, Lobo, I did far more embarrassing things when I was drunk in the Athy-B that you could imagine...
Actually we did have quite a few drinks before we hit Pete's (which is where the dark photos were taken) so Lobo was most likely unfit to drive.
When did you hit Atha-B up and do crazy stuff Cibbuano?
My guess is with rugby, which probably means it was homo-erotic.
Man, that girl in the black is not hot. Why the pic?
Yes, it was with rugby, but not homo-erotic. That would be the time I made out with one of the 'bigger' rugby girls.
The year before that, I was grinding on the dance floor with a married 40+ lady before she pushed me away. I don't know what happened. It's like a different person did those things!
A much better memory is when the Beav and I went to Banff, and tried, unsuccessfully, to share in the drug and STD legends. I guess it's better for our urethras that nothing manifested...
The girl in the black is kind of cute. I like the girl behind her, even though girls who wear "I LOVE BOYS" shirts kind of annoy me. Usually, it's false advertising. I mean, you try to get them to go home with you and suddenly they're all, "Ew, leave me alone you creepy loser."
It was so dark in there that I don't think we knew what we were taking photos of. Actually I think Lobo might have taken that one.
Derelict, I totally agree. False advertising. They just want to think that they're looking for attention until they get it. But hey, if that was that easy, then... er... ok I'm trying to think of a negative here.
While we're on the subject, I hate it when girls wear the 'Canadians Girls Kick Ass' shirt, or the 'Porn Star' shirt. It's like trying to buy a character because you're too vanilla to be interesting.
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